Post by chaz on Jul 25, 2008 23:49:19 GMT -5
PART 1
Chaz: (in the space outside reach a pelican is flying all around whoever is the pilot clearly was passsed only so the instructors could get rid of him ) *in the pelican looking at a peice of paper, * "o, so now I-"
Charley kisos: "Uhm sir?"
Chaz: "Yes, kissass? what it is it"
Charley: "it's kisos, sir"
Chaz: "whatever kissass, what is it you need?"
Charley: *sighs*
"well sir the crew and I have been wondering when we are going to get to reach."
Chaz: "Eh? you dont think I can get us there?"
Charley: "sir, we have been driving in space for 15 years."
Chaz: "So? maybe its a long drive, youre like little kids, always asking 'are we there yet?' "
Charley: "Sir! At this rate we are going to age to death before we get to reach!"
Chaz: "What? You dont look a day over 20!"
Charley: "thats because we use the cryo tubes like you told us to"
Chaz: "you dont trust me?"
Charley: "SIR! it isnt that, it is just maybe, well, you know. You should let a PILOT drive?"
Chaz: "I am an expert navigator!" *looks at paper* "lets see here, take a left at the shiny blue star and a U turn at the epsilon system"
Charley: "Sir? what is that paper?"
Chaz: "what paper?!!" Tries to hide it, but charley takes it away*
Charley: "GOOGLE MAPS?!!!! We have been flying around for 15 years on direction from google!!!!!!!"
Chaz: "They are one the most used map finders around!"
Charley: "this doesnt even say 'to Reach'!!!!! this says to Rock!"
Chaz: "I thought it was french."
Charley: It's from 1976! Reach wasnt even found then!
Chaz: I figured it was the time zone difference in france.
*rest of the crew comes in and they all surround chaz.*
2 hours later
Pilot: "sir, were here! we;re at reach!"
Chaz: thats great! Now can u let me out of this cell?
Chaz: (in the space outside reach a pelican is flying all around whoever is the pilot clearly was passsed only so the instructors could get rid of him ) *in the pelican looking at a peice of paper, * "o, so now I-"
Charley kisos: "Uhm sir?"
Chaz: "Yes, kissass? what it is it"
Charley: "it's kisos, sir"
Chaz: "whatever kissass, what is it you need?"
Charley: *sighs*
"well sir the crew and I have been wondering when we are going to get to reach."
Chaz: "Eh? you dont think I can get us there?"
Charley: "sir, we have been driving in space for 15 years."
Chaz: "So? maybe its a long drive, youre like little kids, always asking 'are we there yet?' "
Charley: "Sir! At this rate we are going to age to death before we get to reach!"
Chaz: "What? You dont look a day over 20!"
Charley: "thats because we use the cryo tubes like you told us to"
Chaz: "you dont trust me?"
Charley: "SIR! it isnt that, it is just maybe, well, you know. You should let a PILOT drive?"
Chaz: "I am an expert navigator!" *looks at paper* "lets see here, take a left at the shiny blue star and a U turn at the epsilon system"
Charley: "Sir? what is that paper?"
Chaz: "what paper?!!" Tries to hide it, but charley takes it away*
Charley: "GOOGLE MAPS?!!!! We have been flying around for 15 years on direction from google!!!!!!!"
Chaz: "They are one the most used map finders around!"
Charley: "this doesnt even say 'to Reach'!!!!! this says to Rock!"
Chaz: "I thought it was french."
Charley: It's from 1976! Reach wasnt even found then!
Chaz: I figured it was the time zone difference in france.
*rest of the crew comes in and they all surround chaz.*
2 hours later
Pilot: "sir, were here! we;re at reach!"
Chaz: thats great! Now can u let me out of this cell?